- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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