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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

why did you poop because you are a poop

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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