- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??