A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's blue? The sky.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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