Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Take part of what?

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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