knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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dallen loves penis

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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