What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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