- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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