what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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