What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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