- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock Knock.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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