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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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