Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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