Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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