Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Jesus Christ

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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