- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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