- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

women's rights.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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