If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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