- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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