- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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