The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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