Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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