Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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