Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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