- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.