Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

civil rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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