- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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