- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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