- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A russian gives away vodka.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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