Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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