- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Ross.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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