Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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You are joking right?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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