- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Pain Olympics.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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