Aodhan Hearty

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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