Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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a horse walks into a barn

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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gay marriage.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Jasper sucks.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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