- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why....... Because.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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