Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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SPAMS!!!

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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