Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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no

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Black Poeple

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Military intelligence.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Penis

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