- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Turtles

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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