What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Slavery

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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