What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

The WNBA.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

George W. Bush

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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