What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Jews for Jesus

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Please don't rape me.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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