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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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a horse walks into a barn

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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cheese

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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