- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i like potatoes

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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