Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Laura Pratz..

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Religion

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

My mom.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

You.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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