Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Black Poeple

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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