- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What has human male genitalia? A human male

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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