Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

No.

who just made fun of katie matt

I Love Hitler.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

So one time this woman was learning...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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