An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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No.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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