- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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