- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What will happen when a black person die they die

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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