An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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