- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Women rights..

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Aodhan Hearty

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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