What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A black man killed someone

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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josh simpson has cancer

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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