Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Slavery lol

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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