Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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jokes r dumb

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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An Irishman stays home

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Anti Joke

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