crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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That's what he said.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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jgkbk,mn

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

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