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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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