- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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