- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Take part of what?

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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