casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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HEY!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Black people stink of shite!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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sadf

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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