- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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