- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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