- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A gay man watches football.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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