Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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