Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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