- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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