- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

whats white jizz

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You know what's cool? Yep.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

your no better than a cockroach

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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