Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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