- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

All of these jokes are about white people

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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