How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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