Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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PENIS that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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