Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

miha kako si?

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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