- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

poopy is poopy

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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