Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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