A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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I asked her where you were.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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