What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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