- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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