Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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