- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

guess what? bannanas

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Your big dick.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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