Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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