My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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