Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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