- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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