Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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No your aunties a joke

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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