Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How you know when dislextic

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

ever tried african food? they neither

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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