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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs