- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

PENIS that is all

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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