Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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miha kako si?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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