- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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