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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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