- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is white and black and red all over.

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