- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock knock knock OCD

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

knock knock... ...no answer

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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