Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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