- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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