- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

it was all Tagart

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A house comes around the corner.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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