- Anti Joke

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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