- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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