Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

God is real.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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