- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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