why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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